Richard Wright

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Because You’re Dumb

Because You’re Dumb

Because you’re dumb, that’s why. Oh, right. Voting. I’m talking about voting. It’s fashionable in the UK at the moment to be..

May 5, 2016
It Is A Goonball Dog

It Is A Goonball Dog

This is my dog. It is a goonball dog. It is the gooniest ball of a dog that there is. The goonball dog is called Sadie. She has special..

April 5, 2016
The Clockwork Orange Tour

The Clockwork Orange Tour

Today I ran in exactly the way that Anthony Burgess doesn’t and never did. Fact. I’ll tell you about it in a minute, in..

February 28, 2016
Changing Spaces

Changing Spaces

Where do you keep your writer? Do you keep it in a room? Do you hit it with a broom? Would you place it in a box and cover it with heavy..

January 11, 2016
FUUUUUTUUUURE!

FUUUUUTUUUURE!

Tonight we shall celebrate stepping into the actual future, like carefree science fiction adventurers, even though that’s what we do..

December 31, 2015
The Magnificent

The Magnificent

Firstly, Merry Xmas (or happy birthday if you’re Emma, Jim, or Jesus). I hope you’re happy, warm, surrounded by people you..

December 24, 2015
Your Wall

Your Wall

Your Facebook feed is full of horror, probably. Not the speculative, entertaining, liberating fictional kind that I write and try to flog..

December 3, 2015
Reaction

Reaction

  If in doubt, ask a Doctor. I’m having to trim people from my social media accounts who seem genuinely to believe that the..

November 14, 2015
Looking For Monsters

Looking For Monsters

October has landed, although it seems a little disoriented this year. On the one hand it’s been attacking the Glasgow mornings with..

October 4, 2015
Segue

Segue

I’m going to do a segue in a minute. I’m really pleased with it. I think you’ll enjoy it enormously. Okay. Let’s..

August 20, 2015
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