This is my dog. It is a goonball dog. It is the gooniest ball of a dog that there is. The goonball dog is called Sadie. She has special..
Because you’re dumb, that’s why. Oh, right. Voting. I’m talking about voting. It’s fashionable in the UK at the moment to be..
Today I ran in exactly the way that Anthony Burgess doesn’t and never did. Fact. I’ll tell you about it in a minute, in..
Where do you keep your writer? Do you keep it in a room? Do you hit it with a broom? Would you place it in a box and cover it with heavy..
Tonight we shall celebrate stepping into the actual future, like carefree science fiction adventurers, even though that’s what we do..
Firstly, Merry Xmas (or happy birthday if you’re Emma, Jim, or Jesus). I hope you’re happy, warm, surrounded by people you..
Your Facebook feed is full of horror, probably. Not the speculative, entertaining, liberating fictional kind that I write and try to flog..
If in doubt, ask a Doctor. I’m having to trim people from my social media accounts who seem genuinely to believe that the..
October has landed, although it seems a little disoriented this year. On the one hand it’s been attacking the Glasgow mornings with..
I’m going to do a segue in a minute. I’m really pleased with it. I think you’ll enjoy it enormously. Okay. Let’s..