Batduck watches, for crime never sleeps.
Today is my birthday, and I received presents. Batduck is the best one*. Obviously. My daughter knows me well**.
It is Batduck. The hero that 2017 deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt her. Because she can take it.
Wherever there is evil, there is Batduck***.
Batduck completes me.
Thank you for all of the messages, online and off, as well as the tributary images of you doing strange unsettling things in my honour. Actually only some of those were welcome, but I appreciate the effort. I hope you too are having a wonderful my-birthday.
*Although the Negan t-shirt comes a close second.
**Well enough to know that I am a tiny child at heart.
***Which in most circumstances would be considered deeply suspicious, except…BATDUCK.