My new kicks have landed! They are the things that I will run the whole length of Hadrian’s Wall in this June! They have special magic endurance powers!
See them! I just took them for an inaugural run!
This is what the look like running up a hill!
Except I had to stop, obviously, to take the photo, so…look, I should probably get some sort of professional sports photographer to come along and…
*looks at bank account*
*looks at professional rates*
This is what they look like running through a wood!
This is what they look like running on a BENCH!
This is what they look like running past a daffodil!
This is what they look like running DOWN a hill!
They are the best kicks!
I will smash all of the running with these kicks!
I will smash all of the running even more if you sponsor me money to give clean water to people whose lives it will change. Honestly. I will smash and bash and crash the running, for 69 miles, right along Hadrian’s Wall. If you can spare a fiver for the smashing and the water, you can donate it (and find out more) below.