Richard Wright

author of strange, dark fictions

Getting Fitter

Kicks

KicksMy new kicks have landed! They are the things that I will run the whole length of Hadrian’s Wall in this June! They have special magic endurance powers!

See them! I just took them for an inaugural run!

This is what the look like running up a hill!

Up A HillDYNAMIC!

Except I had to stop, obviously, to take the photo, so…look, I should probably get some sort of professional sports photographer to come along and…

*looks at bank account*

*looks at professional rates*

*feels dizzy*

Um.

This is what they look like running through a wood!

Through Some WoodsThis is what they look like running on a BENCH!

On A BenchThis is what they look like running past a daffodil!

Past A DaffodilThis is what they look like running DOWN a hill!

Down A HillThey are the best kicks!

I will smash all of the running with these kicks!


I will smash all of the running even more if you sponsor me money to give clean water to people whose lives it will change. Honestly. I will smash and bash and crash the running, for 69 miles, right along Hadrian’s Wall. If you can spare a fiver for the smashing and the water, you can donate it (and find out more) below.

JustGiving - Sponsor me now!

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