I’m not here at the minute. I’m in the Philippines with friends. This post is coming to you through the power of technology. I don’t know exactly how it works, but probably there are robots involved.
Anyway, I hope this creepy older gentleman sneaks into your bedroom tonight and shakes his ancient sack in front of you until it is entirely emptied of joy. I hope he showers you with happiness.
However you’re spending crimbo, I do have a lovely time. I am, probably. Actually, I hope I’m having a lovely time, and not cowering before an oncoming typhoon or something. I’ll fn out when I get back.
Merry xmas me, whatever I’m up to.