Hello 2017! Thank you for coming to rescue us! 2016 was a monster, so you need to…wait. Why are you smirking? And chuckling? Are your..
On Saturday 7th January I was officially declared the fastest man alive. No, I’m misremembering. On Saturday 7th January I officially..
Let me explain 2016…. No, there is too much. Let me sum up… You know, I don’t even know how to do that. Not even a Princess Bride..
Psst. You. Yes, you. Want to run away together? You and me. Let’s run away from it all. Together. And by ‘it all’, I mean 2016. This..
There’s no messing with The Wall. You either finish it, or it finishes you. Sixty-nine miles is a long way, and plenty of time for that..
I’m at an exhausted looking hotel in Carlisle, which is a much more twisty and interesting sort of city than I thought it would be. I..
This is what pain looks like. This is torture in its purest physical form. This is a foam roller, and it hates you. I realise it..
With the Mighty Deerstalker completed there is now nothing standing between me and The Wall. 69 miles along Hadrian’s Wall, from the..
Today I feel like I’ve been beaten up by men with sticks. Tweed-clad men, with fire-hardened walking sticks. Dozens of tweed-clad men..