- January 11, 2017
Batduck watches, for crime never sleeps. Today is my birthday, and I received presents. Batduck is the best one*. Obviously. My daughter..
- January 9, 2017
On Saturday 7th January I was officially declared the fastest man alive. No, I’m misremembering. On Saturday 7th January I officially..
- January 5, 2017
Most writers are reacting to what’s around them when they word-monkey. Sometimes we’re having a very direct and honest conversation..
- January 1, 2017
Hello 2017! Thank you for coming to rescue us! 2016 was a monster, so you need to…wait. Why are you smirking? And chuckling? Are your..